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Choose a card for the occasion

(5×7″ cards, 100% recycled paper)

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Add an (optional) e-gift card and sign a personal message.

(we’ll print it inside of the card)

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Sit back and relax, knowing your gift is in the mail!

(PS Post to USPS to the mailbox!)

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Birthday

Happy Birthday Cancer

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Bachelorette

Bach-$h!t Crazy (NSFW)

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Father & Father Figure

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Grill Dad

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Every Month is Pride

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Pride Flag

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Birthday

Not Good at This Stuff..

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XOXO LGBTQIA+

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Felicitationes! Congratulations! Felicitations!

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Congrats, Grad!

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Birthday

Happy Birthday Gemini

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Bill Nye Nostalgia

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Good Luck!

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Great Job

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First Person I Call – Mom

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Best Mom Ever

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Congratulations Confetti

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A+

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Break-Ups

Feel Better

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Baby

Bunny

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Birthday

Birthday Dino Collage

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Card that shows a flower growing through a crack with words that read "shoutout to all the flowers growing through concrete"Image of a blank inside card.
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Break-Ups

Flowers in Concrete

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Card with words "thinking of you" on different colored backgroundImage of a blank inside card.
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Thinking of You

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Card that reads "your now is not your forever" on different colored stripesImage of a blank inside card.
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Break-Ups

Now Is Not Forever

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Card with hand drawn lemons on a white backgroundImage of a blank inside card.
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Lemons – Blank Inside

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card that says Thank You in colorful script hand letteringImage of a blank inside card.
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Thank You – Colorful

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card that reads "i am so excited for one of my favorite couples" in white script on a green backgroundInside of card that reads "to celebrate i bought you a gift you don't secretly need to return in a few weeks. here, pick out something special."
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Baby

Excited for Favorite Couple

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card that says happy birthday in pink wording on a light pink backgroundImage of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Birthday Pink Ribbon

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Card with a blue painted background and a drawing of a sailboat with words that read "smooth seas never made a skilled sailor" in scriptImage of a blank inside card.
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Break-Ups

Smooth Sailor

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Card that shows a hand drawn cake and hand lettering that reads "aging means freedom to give less fucks"Inside of card that reads "unless you never gave any fucks to begin with! Happy birthday!"
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Birthday

Aging Means Freedom (NSFW)

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Card that reads Mr and Mr in blue, green and yellowImage of a blank inside card.
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Mr. & Mr.

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Card that reads "happy birthday to my favorite taurus" with the taurus constellation show on a colorful backgroundImage of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Happy Birthday Taurus

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Card that reads "happy birthday to my favorite aries" with the aries constellation show on a colorful backgroundImage of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Happy Birthday Aries

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Card that reads Mrs and Mrs in teal, pink and purpleImage of a blank inside card.
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Bachelorette

Mrs. & Mrs.

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Card that reads Mr and Mrs in green, beige, and pinkImage of a blank inside card.
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Mr. & Mrs.

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Cat Collage

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card that reads "thanks a million" in purple scriptImage of a blank inside card.
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Thanks a Million

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Birthday

Birthday T-Rex Balloon

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Script words that say "This Sucks"Text inside card that reads, "I really wish it didn't"
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This Sucks

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picture of cat rubbing on someone's legs with the words "i choose you"Text inside card that reads, "now you get to choose your gift! happy birthday!"
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Birthday

I Choose You

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Colorful design with the constellation of the pisces and words that read happy birthday to my favorite pisces.Image of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Happy Birthday, Pisces

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Drawn outline of the golden girls with text that reads "you're just like betty white!"Text inside card that reads, "Because you're golden girl! why what did you think I was going to say?"
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Just Like Betty White

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Card that reads "You're the hottest person I know" with the flame emoji.Text inside card that reads, "Seriously"
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The Hottest Person I Know

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An image of several takeout boxes with words that read "We can finally justify staying in"Image of a blank inside card.
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Staying In

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XOXO

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Colorful drawing with image of the Capricorn constellation and words that read Happy birthday to my favorite capricorn!Image of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Happy Birthday, Capricorn

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Image of two hands holding with words that read "I can't wait to touch your skin again when this is all over"Text inside card that reads, "But not in like a creepy way. I just miss you!"
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I Can’t Wait

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Image of a gravy boat in a green heart with text that reads "its been said that marriage is the union of two halves of the same soul"Text inside card that reads, "not sure the gift of a gravy boat quite fits the occasion, Here buy yourselves something special!"
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A Union of Two Halves

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Image of Mr Rogers sitting on a bench with the quote below "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, look for the helpers, you will always find people who are helping. - Fred Rogers"Image of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Look for the Helpers

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Colorful drawing with image of the Aquarius constellation and words that read "happy birthday to my favorite Aquarius!"Image of a blank inside card.
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Birthday

Happy Birthday, Aquarius

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Image of girl on the phone drinking wine with text that reads "lets drunk dial our senators"Text inside card that reads, "202-224-3121"
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Let’s Drunk Dial Our Senators

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Drawing of a squiggly messy line and words that read "I can't wait for precedented times with you."Text inside card that reads, "Unprecedented times are some real bullshit."
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Precedented Times (NSFW)

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Text inside card that reads, "It was, and still is true. Thank you for everything you do."
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You Are Essential

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Card with colorful faces wearing different colorful face masks over their noses and mouths. Words say "I miss seeing your smile."Inside of card that reads, "But it will mean so much more when I finally can. Hang in there!"
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Miss Your Smile

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Card with a picture of a crime scene marker that says BFF and words that read, "I've watched enough Forensic Files to take care of anything for you."Inside of card that reads, "but this is probably more legal."
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Forensic Files Friendship

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Outside of card that reads in colorful block letters, "I'm so proud you're my friend"Inside of card that reads, "like really, I brag about it to people."
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So Proud

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Outside of card that says in purple, red and golden colorful designed letters, "Everything is awful."Inside of card that reads "except you."
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Everything is Awful

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Outside of card with a drawn picture of Taylor swift singing into a microphone with the words "I know life feels like a taylor swift song right now."Inside of card with a picture of Lizzo dancing and the words, "But you're going to LIZZO your way through this!"
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Break-Ups

Lizzo Your Way Through

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Card with an image of a baby nose straw and words that read, "Okay so there's this straw that you're going to need to suck the snot out of your baby's nose and I don't want to ever hear about it."Inside of card that reads, "I'll buy you one"
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Baby

The Nose Straw

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Card design with a small baby mitten and the words "teeny, tiny fingers" and a small sock with the words "teeny, tiny toes"Inside of card that reads "how can they possibly need so much stuff?! Here, buy something sweet for your teeny tiny baby."
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Baby

Tiny Fingers/Tiny Toes

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Card design of a yellow box with a sketched sun and cursive writing that says, "All a baby needs is your love"Inside of card that reads, "and a whole lotta diapers! Here, buy some! Or something else you need.)
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Baby

All a Baby Needs

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Card with a picture of a cupcake with a birthday candle that reads, "If you think about it, aging is a gift."Inside of card that reads "But it's not as fun as an actual gift. Here, pick one out from me!"
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Birthday

Aging is a Gift

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Card design of a peach emoji that reads "Are birthday spankings still a thing?"Inside of greeting card that reads, "Asking for a friend. And that friend is me. Happy Birthday!"
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Birthday

Birthday Spankings

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An abstract blue and green card that reads "You're the best person I know and the hardest to shop for."card with inside message "Treat yourself to something you'll love. Happy Birthday!"
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Birthday

Best Person I Know

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12 Ft Skeleton

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