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Close up of a white greeting card on top of a cream colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features an image of an apple watch with 3 question marks on the face. Text below reads, "Time is a man-made construct but... Happy New Year!”
the right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, "Your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.
Close up of a white greeting card on top of a cream colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features an image of an apple watch with 3 question marks on the face. Text below reads,
the right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads,
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

Time Is a Manmade Construct

$6.99

For someone who rejects New Years resolutions, but still secrectly celebrates that the year is over.

Outside: “Time is a man-made construct but… Happy New Year!”

Inside: “Blank”

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled paper

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5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

Dimensions 5 × 7 in
We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.

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