Card with an image of a baby nose straw and words that read, "Okay so there's this straw that you're going to need to suck the snot out of your baby's nose and I don't want to ever hear about it."
Inside of card that reads, "I'll buy you one"
Photo of card that shows an image of a baby snot sucking straw and words that read "okay so there's this straw that you're going to need to suck the snot out of your baby's nose and I don't want to ever hear about it."
Photo of inside of card that reads, "but i'll buy you one"
Card with an image of a baby nose straw and words that read,
Inside of card that reads,
Photo of card that shows an image of a baby snot sucking straw and words that read
Photo of inside of card that reads,

The Nose Straw

$6.99

For the new parent who is ready for the realness of parenthood.

Front: Okay so there’s this straw that you’re going to need to suck the snot out of your baby’s nose and I don’t want to ever hear about it.

Inside: But I’ll buy you one.

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