Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. Card features a drawing of a baby nose straw. Underneath are the words, "Okay so there's this straw that you're going to need to suck the snot out of your baby's nose and I don't want to ever hear about it."

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "I'll buy you one" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"

Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. Card features a drawing of a baby nose straw. Underneath are the words,

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,

Photo of card that shows an image of a baby snot sucking straw and words that read

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

The Nose Straw

$6.99

For the new parent who is ready for the realness of parenthood.

Front: Okay so there’s this straw that you’re going to need to suck the snot out of your baby’s nose and I don’t want to ever hear about it.

Inside: But I’ll buy you one.

In stock

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

Dimensions	5 × 7 in

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.