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Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. Card features a large drawing of a peach emoji. Underneath reads, "Are birthday spankings still a thing?" in capital letter, handwritten, peach-colored text

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "asking for a friend, and that friend is me. happy birthday!" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"

Photo of card with peach emoji and text that reads "are birthday spankings still a thing" sitting on a wood table with some flowers

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.

Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. Card features a large drawing of a peach emoji. Underneath reads,

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,

Photo of card with peach emoji and text that reads

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

Birthday Spankings

$6.99

For someone who appreciates a good butt joke–on their birthday.

Front: Are birthday spankings still a thing?

Inside: Asking for a friend. And that friend is me. Happy Birthday!

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed for you in a cream-colored envelope.

Dimensions	5 × 7 in

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.