Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. The card has two text boxes, one in red reads "Merry Fucking Christmas." The reply in green reads "You can't say that!"

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "Sorry, I meant Happy Fucking Holidays" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.

Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. The card has two text boxes, one in red reads

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

Merry F-Ing Christmas (NSFW)

$6.99

For someone who isn’t afraid of a little profanity during the holiday season.

Front: “Merry Fucking Christmas!” / “You can’t say that!”

Inside: Sorry, I meant “Happy Fucking Holidays”

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5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed for you in a cream-colored envelope.

Dimensions	5 × 7 in

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.