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Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a drawing of a wilting plant. Underneath are the words, "Look, I know you killed every plant you've ever had....”
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "But this has to be easier, right?" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a drawing of a wilting plant. Underneath are the words,
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

Baby Plant

$6.99

Keeping plants alive is no easy feat, but don’t worry- kids are more resilient than succulents.

Outside: “Look, I know you killed every plant you’ve ever had….”

Inside: “But this has to be way easier, right?”

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled paper

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

Dimensions 5 × 7 in
We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.

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