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Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a small, black, angled rectangle. Inside are the words, "ew, capitalism." in white text.
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "it's worth participating in for you" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a small, black, angled rectangle. Inside are the words,
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

Ew, Capitalism

$6.99

Did you think a millennial-run card company wouldn’t have a card about capitalism? We’ve lived through 4 recessions and several economic bubbles bursting. So here’s a card for participating in society.

Outside: Ew, capitalism.
Inside: It’s worth participating in for you.

5×7″ greeting card printed on 100% recycled paper.

In stock

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5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.

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