fbpx
PS Post is temporarily closed. Thank you for your patience. We'll see you soon!
Filter
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. Card features a drawing of a baby nose straw. Underneath are the words, "Okay so there's this straw that you're going to need to suck the snot out of your baby's nose and I don't want to ever hear about it."
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "I'll buy you one" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Photo of card that shows an image of a baby snot sucking straw and words that read "okay so there's this straw that you're going to need to suck the snot out of your baby's nose and I don't want to ever hear about it."
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. Card features a drawing of a baby nose straw. Underneath are the words,
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,
Photo of card that shows an image of a baby snot sucking straw and words that read
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

The Nose Straw

$6.99

For the new parent who is ready for the realness of parenthood.

Front: Okay so there’s this straw that you’re going to need to suck the snot out of your baby’s nose and I don’t want to ever hear about it.

Inside: But I’ll buy you one.

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

Dimensions 5 × 7 in
We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.

Related products

Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a sprig of holly and the words, "the best way to holiday"​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "Is to buy your own gift and avoid the mall." as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

The Best Way to Holiday

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. The card features a colored, vintage style drawing of Santa Claus wearing a holly-printed face mask. Underneath in script reads, "Masked & Merry"the right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, "Your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Masked and Merry

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features an image of woman on the phone drinking wine with text that reads "lets drunk dial our senators"​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "202-224-3121" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Let’s Drunk Dial Our Senators

$6.99
Close-up of a green greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. Card reads "i am so excited for one of my favorite couples" in white script on a green background​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "to celebrate i bought you a gift you don't secretly need to return in a few weeks. here, pick out something special." Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Excited for Favorite Couple

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card has a dark green design that reads "Tis the season" in cursive writing.the right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, "Your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Tis the Season

$6.99
Quick View

12 Ft Skeleton

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a collage of hand-drawn boxes of different sizes and styles of bows in different hues of green.the right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, "Your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Present Collage (Green)

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features a drawing of a beige newborn stroller. Underneath are the words, “First came love, then came marriage, then came a baby in a...”
Quick View

First Came Love

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. Card features a large drawing of a peach emoji. Underneath reads, "Are birthday spankings still a thing?" in capital letter, handwritten, peach-colored textThe inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "asking for a friend, and that friend is me. happy birthday!" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Birthday Spankings

$6.99
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card features the constellation Capricorn superimposed on abstract blobs of different colors - purples, red, and beiges. Text at the top of the greeting card reads, "Happy Birthday to my favorite Capricorn"the right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, "Your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

Happy Birthday, Capricorn

$6.99
Product image of "We're Growing a Baby" card with flowers drawn flowersthe right-hand-side of the inside of a greeting card. Handwritten text at the bottom reads, "Your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
Quick View

We’re Growing a Baby

$6.99
Image of two hands holding with words that read "I can't wait to touch your skin again when this is all over"Text inside card that reads, "But not in like a creepy way. I just miss you!"
Quick View

I Can’t Wait

$6.99