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Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The greeting card features an image comprised of 12, multi-colored rectangles in a 4x3 grid. The rectangles feature a cartoon person or people of different ages, races, ethnicities, and family structures. The text underneath reads "THIS YEAR ZOOMED BY" in a thin, handwritten font
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,"But its finally over!" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
image of a white greeting card lying on a stamped, forest green envelope, all atop a blurred background of marble grain and winter greenery. the greeting card features a rectangular image comprised of 12, multi-colored rectangles in a 4x3 grid. The rectangles feature a cartoon person or people of different ages, races, ethnicities, and family structures. The text underneath reads "THIS YEAR ZOOMED BY" in a thin, handwritten font
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The greeting card features an image comprised of 12, multi-colored rectangles in a 4x3 grid. The rectangles feature a cartoon person or people of different ages, races, ethnicities, and family structures. The text underneath reads
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,
image of a white greeting card lying on a stamped, forest green envelope, all atop a blurred background of marble grain and winter greenery. the greeting card features a rectangular image comprised of 12, multi-colored rectangles in a 4x3 grid. The rectangles feature a cartoon person or people of different ages, races, ethnicities, and family structures. The text underneath reads

This Year Zoomed By

$6.99

Einstein once described the Theory of Relativity with the anecdote, “When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it’s only a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity.”

We wish he could explain how the past few years keep just flying by in the blink of an eye, despite the days and weeks sometimes feeling like a hot stove!

Send an analog hello to all those you’ve seen in tiny virtual rectangles this year with this card.

Front: this year zoomed by.

Inside:  but it’s finally over!

5×7″ greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled cardstock

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5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.

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