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Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card has a picture of a pet collar with the text below that reads "Congrats on your new addition!"
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "Now you have someone to blame the farts on." as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.
Image of card in front of red and orange books. The card has a picture of a pet collar with the text below that reads "Congrats on your new addition!"
Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest background. The card has a picture of a pet collar with the text below that reads
​​The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,
A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like
Image of card in front of red and orange books. The card has a picture of a pet collar with the text below that reads

Pet Farts

$6.99

Whether it’s a dog, cat, or guinea pig, we all need a scapegoat to blame the farts on.

Outside: “Congratulations on your new addition!”
Inside: “now you have someone to blame the farts on.”

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled paper.

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5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.

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