Pet Farts


Whether it’s a dog, cat, or guinea pig, we all need a scapegoat to blame the farts on.

Outside: “Congratulations on your new addition!”
Inside: “now you have someone to blame the farts on.”

5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled paper.

In stock

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If you would like to add a gift card, please select the store and gift amount below. Your gift will be printed on a QR code on the inside of the card.

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What message would you like on your card? This is the message we will print inside your card. The message should include everything you want, including the salutation and close.