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Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. Card shows a hand drawn cake and hand lettering that reads "aging means freedom to give less fucks"

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads, "unless you never gave any fucks to begin with! Happy birthday!" as the main greeting. Underneath is text in a handwriting font reads, "your personal message appears here. xx, PS Post"

Photo of card that reads "aging means freedom to give less fucks"

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like "P" & "S" letter statues are are behind the envelopes slightly to the right. Behind and to the left is a small, translucent pink bud vase with a sprig of pampas grass. The background is a navy blue.

Close-up of a white greeting card on top of a cream-colored envelope, all on a forest green background. Card shows a hand drawn cake and hand lettering that reads

The inside, right-hand side of an open greeting card reads,

Photo of card that reads

A Stack of Cream Colored Envelopes sit in the middle of a wooden surface. Gold, balloon-like

Aging Means Freedom (NSFW)

$6.99

For the person who may or may not have any f*cks to give on their special day.

Outside: Aging means freedom to give less fucks
Inside: Unless you never gave any fucks to begin with! Happy Birthday!

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5×7” greeting card printed on lush, 100% recycled, sustainably-made paper and mailed in a cream-colored envelope.

We mail orders within 1-2 business days, unless otherwise specified, via the United States Postal Service First-Class mail. The USPS notes a 1-5 business day window for delivery.